I am swearing to myself to write again. NB.
I have an impersonator! How thrilling.
I dreamed you were a cop crossdressing to pose undercover as a bottom-dollar crack whore strolling alleyways and derelict bus stations ...
On a balmy July evening, I step into a bustling bar, holding a cellphone to my ear. I am momentarily disoriented, unaccustomed to the intimate crush inside. I squeeze past bodies fitter, taller, tighter, willowier, and more finely clad than mine, rubbing extremities I'd rather keep to myself . . . (More)
Quote of the Day: "Dong whallop! *crushes a car*" - Me So Gloria and I switched places for a little while. I tell you, she wears really comfortable underwear. You really have no idea how hard it is to type through a blanket of naked women. I think I'm hitting R or L, but . . . (More)
Seige » I missed Gloria! Don't you? Halcyon » I miss gloria Halcyon » everytime i pull the trigger Solender » i imagine the bullet tearing through her eyesocket, snapping it closed behind it and spiraling a perfect tunnel to explode in a shower of blood, brain matter and skul . . . (More)
A small number of individuals have been expressing curiosity about my physical appearance. And I confess, I can no longer hold the fort. Your persistence has overwhelmed me. So, I present to you, me. On the back: Ever the mercenary. I'm glad Wesley is turning out better than I have . . . (More)
Why do I write here? I ask myself sometimes. Do I not have family, friends, who have ready ears and open hearts? I write here because here I write to everyone -- and in that way, to no one (only a letter away from "none"). My worries fall to no one mind, and no one soul holds any responsibility . . . (More)
There is a new advertisement in the bus shelter on the Queen and Leslie corner. It is a poster for the Salvation Army, put up to encourage charity for the upcoming holidays (as far as the ordinary citizen would presume -- but read on!). At the bottom of the ad was this contact number. That' . . . (More)
Art doesn't need a reason. I present to you: Rex the Warsquid. Why does he wear a crown, you say? A crown, ladies and gents, is a symbol for kingship. Why kingship? Kingship, because "rex" is Latin for "king."Where, then, you persist, is the "war" in "warsquid"? Well. To be completely fran . . . (More)
2. As "Americana" defines itself as artefacts of American culture, "Gloriana" consists of the artefacts of my culture.
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