I have an impersonator! How thrilling.

I dreamed you were a cop crossdressing to pose undercover as a bottom-dollar crack whore strolling alleyways and derelict bus stations ...

On a balmy July evening, I step into a bustling bar, holding a cellphone to my ear. I am momentarily disoriented, unaccustomed to the intimate crush inside. I squeeze past bodies fitter, taller, tighter, willowier, and more finely clad than mine, rubbing extremities I'd rather keep to myself . . . (More)

Quote of the Day: "Dong whallop! *crushes a car*" - Me So Gloria and I switched places for a little while. I tell you, she wears really comfortable underwear.   You really have no idea how hard it is to type through a blanket of naked women. I think I'm hitting R or L, but . . . (More)

Seige » I missed Gloria! Don't you?  Halcyon » I miss gloria  Halcyon » everytime i pull the trigger  Solender » i imagine the bullet tearing through her eyesocket, snapping it closed behind it and spiraling a perfect tunnel to explode in a shower of blood, brain matter and skul . . . (More)

A small number of individuals have been expressing curiosity about my physical appearance. And I confess, I can no longer hold the fort. Your persistence has overwhelmed me.   So, I present to you, me. On the back: Ever the mercenary. I'm glad Wesley is turning out better than I have . . . (More)

Why do I write here? I ask myself sometimes. Do I not have family, friends, who have ready ears and open hearts? I write here because here I write to everyone -- and in that way, to no one (only a letter away from "none"). My worries fall to no one mind, and no one soul holds any responsibility . . . (More)

There is a new advertisement in the bus shelter on the Queen and Leslie corner. It is a poster for the Salvation Army, put up to encourage charity for the upcoming holidays (as far as the ordinary citizen would presume -- but read on!). At the bottom of the ad was this contact number. That' . . . (More)

Art doesn't need a reason. I present to you: Rex the Warsquid. Why does he wear a crown, you say? A crown, ladies and gents, is a symbol for kingship. Why kingship? Kingship, because "rex" is Latin for "king."Where, then, you persist, is the "war" in "warsquid"? Well. To be completely fran . . . (More)

Velvet, I had to use your nametag to kill my youngest brother. Hope that's cool with you. It was all his idea, which is why the sticker is upside down. Wesley seemed to enjoy having his supply of oxygen slowly being cut off, passing out, and then dying without ever regaining consciousness. S . . . (More)