Something to remember: I have written an academic paper not only on sex, on girls, or on rock 'n roll, but rock 'n roll about sex with girls in cars.
Apparently my blog came up in a recent Google search for "seduce my professor." The kicker? The search originated from a Toronto ISP.Damn. Students in this city are sluts. . . . (More)
"Do you have any kind of ... gentleman friend?" When in counsel with an academic mentor, this, according to unknown guidelines, is a pertinent question in the definition of one's personal state of "general happiness" (mine). I ponder it because (1) if I had answered "yes" (as I did . . . (More)
I need to seduce my professor.I am soliciting suggestions until Tuesday morning.
Today, I found out I got a hit for the inquiry "should I tell my fiance i kissed a man." Upon reading this, I scratched my head. "Fiancé" denotes a man, so one may deduce that the troubled party would be female, as the fiancée. (Perhaps our lovers are two men -- it is the twenty-first . . . (More)
"How am I going to walk home?" he was groaning. He pressed close, and kissed me, his tongue lashing mine, warm and sweet. "Slowly and carefully," I answered after he had pulled away. His smile was happy. "Like other things you may do." I caught his earlobe gently between my t . . . (More)
I have discovered that I can develop a very intense sexual attraction to men who approve of me. This is a dangerous tendency.
An old dream: He was very muscular -- not quite the type that as a common rule features in these sort of situations; I have a preference for more classical proportions. But he had a pleasant voice -- not too gruff, but distinctly masculine. His features were handsome, with a touch of boyishnes . . . (More)
Hey there, boys and girls. It's that time again -- time for another instalment of: Hippocrates Sez ... regarding Hysteria in Virgins! According to the Greek doctor, when a virgin does not take up a husband at the suitable moment of marriage, her female "egress" remains unopened, and thus graduall . . . (More)
GODDAMNIT.STOP IT WITH THE LABELS SEX GENDER RACE COLOUR THEY DON'T EXIST THEY'RE NOT REAL ALL IN YOUR HEAD STOP STOP STOP IT AGH AGH I HATE IT ALLLLLLLLLLLSpeak of cultural, environmental, and socio-economic factors and I will listen to you with a kind and open ear. Be an utter simpleton an . . . (More)
2. As "Americana" defines itself as artefacts of American culture, "Gloriana" consists of the artefacts of my culture.
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