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| Alyred December 1, 2004 04:22 PM PST  Blast. My ruse would have worked, too, if it wasn't for you crazy kids and your squid. | ||
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| Saladin November 29, 2004 06:20 PM PST Sorry, Alyred. Rex's been a friend of mine for a long time. He's devoted to the good fight - and has been for quite a long time. Whoever you drafted, it isn't Rex. Trust me on this. Gloria here was just good enough to provide a graphic depiction of him, that's all; he's not available for hiring. Ever since we had to stand back-to-back (so to speak), fighting off all those evil cultists in order to save the Pope (you may have heard of this; I believe it was called "Vatican 2"), we decided to join forces in the never-ceasing defense of good. And... I already provided the name for which the "T" stands. Even in your lateness, Alyred, you accomplish nothing! Nothing!! | ||
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| Alyred November 29, 2004 03:08 PM PST "Terrance". And I've just drafted him as leader of my undersea minions. Even in my lateness, I've beat you to it, Sal! Bwahahaha... | ||
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| Saladin November 29, 2004 12:25 PM PST Theophilustanleyassiranikamillikanadirretakmetlindenastabulitarrakadanvinerstikaladanmnonenhuddesindareephenistentakarionejewitlukenstanz. Those of us "in the know" just abbreviate it to "the." (Note the lack of capitalization in the middle name when abbreviated. This is not a typographical error, but rather a stylistic choice on the part of Rex, much as famed poet e.e. cummings utilized.) | ||
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| Lilith. November 27, 2004 04:09 PM PST Yeah, Saladin. What does the T stand for? | ||
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| BlueSkelton November 27, 2004 03:44 PM PST Sweet Squid did you draw him yourself? | ||
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| Gloria November 27, 2004 01:53 PM PST  And what does the T stand for? | ||
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| Gloria November 27, 2004 01:49 PM PST You know way too many girls. | ||
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| Theoneaodave November 27, 2004 01:41 PM PST  Obviously he is related to Jughead by the family hat. And I happen to know a girl named Lexy. | ||
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| Halcyon November 27, 2004 11:40 AM PST  suuuuure | ||
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| Saladin November 27, 2004 11:36 AM PST  You've got it all wrong, Halc. She's got a thing for Rex the Warsquid rather than tentacles specifically, and, frankly, I can't say I blame her. He's right up there with Wally the Warning Walrus in terms of being sexy. | ||
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| Halcyon November 27, 2004 05:05 AM PST Gloria has a thing for tentacles, eww | ||
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| Saladin November 27, 2004 02:05 AM PST As a side note, "Rexy" also rhymes with "Texy" AND "Mexy," but, in fact, Charles Rexington Farnsworth T. Warsquid III is neither Texan nor Mexican. | ||
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| Saladin November 27, 2004 01:07 AM PST I don't know if you added the text later, but now I look like a relative dunce thanks to the power of... Hasty Comments(tm)! Incidentally, Rex's favored weapon, despite his unmatched prowess in the unarmed combat arts, is a harpoon. This is because people will expect to see a mariner fighting a squid with a harpoon, and who am I to disappoint these kind folk? Ergo, Rex favors the spear. | ||
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| Saladin November 27, 2004 12:50 AM PST Is it just me, or is this no less august a personage than Rex the Warsquid? | ||
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