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| Andy August 1, 2004 01:38 AM PDT  I approve of your father. | ||
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| Saladin July 30, 2004 03:01 PM PDT  Is your parents' phone available for dating? I'm on the scene, you see, and I've always wanted a lover who was both a fabulous cook AND can detect counterfeit bills. This phone sounds perfect for me: ME: "Sweety, this casserole is delicious! And how about this twenty? A fake or not?" PHONE: *ring!* ME: "Ahhh, I love you too, Telephone." And I can finally get my revenge on that damned condiment. HONEY: *lurks forelornly* ME: "You had your chance." PHONE: *ring!* | ||
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